lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
onehellofasuperwhomerlockavenger:
DEAR ASSHOLE,
I ASSUME THAT THEY HAVE INVENTED TIME TRAVEL BY NOW AND I AM WONDERING WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE NOT YET RETURNED TO MY HOUSE IN 2013 WITH THE DVD BOXSET OF SERIES 3 OF SHERLOCK. STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME, FUCKFACE. I EXPECT BETTER OF YOU.
SINCERELY,
PAST YOU.
Maybe it hasnt come out yet
Maybe it hasn’t come out yet
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE THESE FEELINGS SWOOP IN AND PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART
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It’s on my dash again!
I can’t get over the total perfection that is this gif.
What is this? Where did it come from?
OMG it’s BACK
(Source: not-quite-normal)
The kid who accidentally stole the cup from a restaurant and thought he was gonna get arrested just won a trip to Disney on America’s Funniest Home Videos
And he thought he was going to jail
(Source: theplushbear)
A few months back, a small twitter hashtag got kind of crazy - #overlyhonestmethods
Its a hashtag full of scientists admitting shortcuts in research, along with the daily face palms and annoyances of a scientific lifestyle. Science is hard, yo.
I decided to steal some of the more popular tweets from the trending hashtag along with some random images of scientists from Google image search and combine them. This is the result. it works, I think.
The full album can be found here: http://imgur.com/a/x77kL
ooh they have a link to the full album now
They actually listened to us. They took advice from tumblr.
next step is the salt hula hoops
Progress; Kevin used my Holy water waterguns.
(Source: monsieur-narwhalo)
New streetlamps could improve your view of the stars.
A new paper published in the journal Optics Express describes a system for focusing light from streetlamps directly on the area required, with almost no light leakage horizontally or vertically. Conventional street lamps scatter up to 20% of their energy away from where it is required, not only wasting power but also leading to light pollution which obscures your view of the night sky.
The proposed LED lamp uses a lens to limit where the light is projected, with a reflecting cavity to recyle light that would otherwise be wasted. The team thinks the system would use between 10 to 50% less power to illuminate a section of road than current LED streetlamps, which are already more efficient than regular lamps.
A prototype is being developed and is hoped to be completed this October.
pLEASE
(Source: BBC)
Anyone wanna take bets on how long it’ll take before people start shipping them?
link is actually kinda cute
and so is quote
i ship chat and video
I don’t know look at the way video is looking at audio…
Welcome to tumblr where everything is shippable including tumblr itself.
i ship text and quote aww
I ship quote and video
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do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets)
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem